walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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where are my eyebrows?
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