You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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