Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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