just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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