did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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