You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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