I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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