He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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