Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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