so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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