five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Farmville is her only friend.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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