yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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