let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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