what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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