If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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