I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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