Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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