is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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