I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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