eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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