I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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