So drunk its hurt
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i out mim tonsoeep
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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