Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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