how can u be prego again
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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