did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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