Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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