Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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