i think i have two assholes
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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