I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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