I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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