I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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