Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
how drunk are you?
Several
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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