So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I am naked and annoyed.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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