she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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