He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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