So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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