break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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