Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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