Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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