Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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