I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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