I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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