Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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