Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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