he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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