Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
its not stalking. its research.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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