I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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