Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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