I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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