Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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