I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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