You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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