whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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